I am terribly sorry for my absence as of late. My typist, I think, is on the edge of death. How unfortunate. Of late, she does little more than cough as though trying to remove a lung, sneeze, moan, sleep and take an extraordinary rainbow of medication. Which perhaps explains the delirious ramblings about "omg maths test omg gonna fail omgwtf" ( ( Read more... )

With a surprising resemblence to the time a board of turnip-headed captains determined to rob me of the luxury of a commission and to return me to the cesspool of midshipmen, my c#%^ of a typist has denied me a story in favour of flinging me into this pit. I intend to make the best of it. I see young Snotty and Kennedy have already arrived. They ( Read more... )

This is why you don't let Beebs spend hours at the library. You give her all this time on the net with out the guilt of tying up the phone at home. Add in all the amounts of no homework... what do you have? A very bored and ignored and lonely Angel. But at least she is looking for pictured of my Collins. Doesn't make me less bored-- OH! I like that ( Read more... )

My name is Pansy Parkinson. I'm a pureblood slytherin witch. For many years I've all but followed Draco Malfoy, after all power attracts power. I've played the model slytherin and been a perfect pureblood heiress in trying to make an alliance with the most powerful man at my disposal. Unfortunately sooner or later I will have to chose a 'side'. I ( Read more... )

...To get rid of the ever-loving angst that has swept up my characters, I pose you literary fiends a question. If there were a battle between pirates and ninjas, who would win? Pirates? Or Ninjas?

..I myself am going for pirates.

Hello! I just couln't stand to stay away form my friends. My nane is Angel Dumott Schunard, but you can just call me Angel. My typist ((Beebs)) is just obsessed with RENT, which thus causes me to have to constantly convince her that my Collins is gay. Yes he is the best man in the world, but as she says, all the good ones are gay. And yes I am a ( Read more... )

Hello. I am the Duke of Mantua. That is all you need to know. When people talk about me, they usually refer to me just as "The Duke". Or "The Duke from Rigoletto" if they want to be precise. Or "The Duke from Verdi's famous opera Rigoletto, first performed at La Fenice in 1851, who sings the famous tenor aria 'La donna é mobile'" if they want to be ( Read more... )